Eminem - The real Slim Shady
May I have your attention please?May I have your attention please?Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you never seen a white person beforeJaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the doorand started whoopin her ass worse than beforethey first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)Feminist women love Eminem"Slim Shady, I'm sick of himLook at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-whatFlippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head looseBut no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedroomsSometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can'tbut it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kissAnd that's the message that we deliver to little kidsAnd expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris isOf course they gonna know what intercourse isBy the time they hit fourth gradeThey got the Discovery Channel don't they?"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibalswho cut other people open like cantaloupesBut if we can hump dead animals and antelopesthen there's no reason that a man and another man can't elopeBut if you feel like I feel, I got the antidoteWomen wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!You think I give a damn about a Grammy?Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairsso I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durstand hear 'em argue over who she gave head to firstYou little bitch, put me on blast on MTV"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"I should download her audio on MP3and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD AHHH!I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy meso I have been sent here to destroy you *bzzzt*And there's a million of us just like mewho cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like mewho dress like me; walk, talk and act like meand just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin youthings you joke about with your friends inside your living roomThe only difference is I got the balls to say itin front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at allI just get on the mic and spit itand whether you like to admit it I just shit itbetter than ninety percent of you rappers out canThen you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiumsIt's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirtyI'll be the only person in the nursin home flirtingPinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with JergensAnd I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workingAnd every single person is a Slim Shady lurkinHe could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings*HACH* Or in the parkin lot, circlingScreaming "I don't give a fuck!"with his windows down and his system upSo, will the real Shady please stand up?And put one of those fingers on each hand up?And be proud to be outta your mind and outta controland one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real ShadyAll you other Slim Shadys are just imitatingSo won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,please stand up, please stand up?
Ha haGuess there's a Slim Shady in all of usFuck it, let's all stand up
Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet
Verse 1
Have you ever been hated or discriminated against? I have, I've been protested and demonstrated against.Picket signs for my wicked rhymes. Look at the times. Sick is the mind of the motha fuckin' kid that's behindall this commotion. Emotions run deep as ocean's explodin.' Tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin.'Not takin' nothin' from no one, give 'em hell long as I'm breathin.' Keep kickin' ass in the mornin,' an' takin' names in the evening.Leavem with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth. See, they can trigger me but they never figure me out.Look at me now, I bet ya probably sick of me now. Ain't you mama, I'ma make you look so ridiculous now.I'm sorry, Mama. I never meant to hurt you. I never meant to make you cry, but tonight I'm cleanin' out my closet.
Verse 2
I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it. So before they thrown me inside my coffin and close it,I'ma expose it. I'll take you back to 73 before I ever had a multi-platinum sellin' CD.I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months. My faggot father must have had his panties up in a bunch,cuz he split. I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye. No, I don't on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die.I look at Hailie and I couldn't picture leavin' her side. Even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd tryto make it work with her at least for Hailie's sake. I maybe made some mistakes but I'm only human. But I'm man enough to face them today.What I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartest shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun.Cuz id'a killed 'em, shit I would have shot Kim an' him both. It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to The Eminem Show.
Verse 3
Now I would never dis my own mama just to get recognition. Take a second to listen for you think this record is dissin,'But put yourself in my position. Just try to envision witnessin' your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen,bitchin' that someone's always goin' throuh her purse and shits missin.' Going through public housing systems, victim of Munchausen's syndrome. My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew up, now I blew up. It makes you sick to ya stomach,doesn't it? Wasn't it the reason you made that CD for me, Ma? So you could try to justify the way you treated me, Ma?But guess what, yer gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely. An' Nathan's getting' up so quick, he's gonna know that your phoney.And Hailie's getting' so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful. But you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral.See what hurts me the most is you won't admit you was wrong. Bitch, do ya song. Keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom.But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get. You selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in hell for this shit.Remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me? Well, guess what, I am dead. Dead to you as can be.
